Product Spotlight: Red Scarlett Ultra-HD

Allow me the honor to introduce the mother of all cameras. A camera so extraordinarily badass, a camera that has a 5x clarity of that of what we mere mortals see on our puny 1080p HD TV's (refer to the 2nd photo above). I'm talkin the Red Scarlett Ultra HD Camera. First featured on notcot.com, this camera absolutely blew my mind. The compact shell of the camera before all the amazing add-ons is still better than any camera i have ever shot with (read:3). It goes without saying that this is not your everyday camera, but if you want to shoot the shit out of some high-quality images, and plan on reprinting them to the size of skyscrapers this may be your camera. Oh and I guess if you have $3000 lying around that MIGHT help. Oh sweet, i just found a quarter....anybody want to lend a brother $2999.75 dollars?